circumcisions: im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care
Kamfession 3: I have to have attention grabbing...
If I’m driving I have to think about music or I have to be fleshing out my story. Otherwise I think and the longer the car ride, the angrier I get about what ever topic my brain presents to me. Its always angry thoughts that I end up screaming in my car about and if cars had playback, there would be many stories to share. When Im in that tight box of metal the worst thoughts just come up...
how to win friends and influence people
rneowies: How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
You can actually feel it.
You can actually tell and feel when you’re starting to fade away from someone. The conversations get shorter, they get less meaningful, less exciting. You can feel the wall that’s coming up between you two. And then in the end, you’re back to being strangers.
sasstiel-sassbutt: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood this post just got 209348451 times better okay
aesthetic-dissonance: sagihairius: My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote” you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
reshiraming: do you ever just start reading a comic right to left and wonder why the dialogue isn’t flowing correctly then realize that it’s not a manga you’re reading you dumb weeaboo
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
There comes a point in our lives when we have to stop fooling ourselves into...– Richard Castle, Season 5, episode 24 (via fiverafna)
I got sucked into working my other job and im...
I had plans for this evening. All which have been shattered by my coworker not showing up
you-should-be-studying: I love the fact that the Avengers fandom denied that Coulson died so hard and for so long that they finally made a series about him coming back to life.
im-an-angel-you-asshat: Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
thebbcisslowlykillingme: meulins-choice-ass: whodoyouthinkyourefooling: funfreacksnc: babyferaligator: trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay u are the future find the hay in the needlestack tho Big Magnet. if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
palpitogami: palpitogami: palpitogami: palpitogami: I CAN’T GET MY EGG OUT OF ITS CASE WTF IS THIS SHIT I’M NOT IN THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FIRE I WANT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE A BRILLIANT IDEA!!! I LEGITIMATELY RAMMED MY HEAD INTO MY CHOCOLATE EGG AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT IT IS ACTUALLY AN EGG OF STEEL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 0/10 WOULD NOT TRY AGAIN THERE’S NOT EVEN A FUCKING DENT IN...
i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
zackisontumblr: i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without interruption plays the same song on repeat for days